Lately I've been receiving a lot of mail. Boney and Mouse, I'll be responding to you soon. But until then, let's see if I can solve poor Sleepy's problem. I do hope he'll be able to stay awake long enough to read this letter.
Dear Tabby, I am SO sleepy during the day. It's not that I stay up too late (not that I sometimes do) it's that, well, when I lay down just to take a five minute rest in between having breakfast and going out to do my business, it tuns into a three hour long sleep. Sometimes, I even miss meals!
You don't mention what type of animal you are, but I smell a cat! Who else could
sleep all day and miss a meal while doing so? Not a dog, I can tell you that much.
Here's what I want to know, dear Sleepy. What, exactly, is your problem? Long naps
are a beautiful thing, my furry friend. Famous world leaders throughout history have
used cat naps to help them become better thinkers and leaders. I don't actually
know who those world leaders might be, but I'm sure there has been at least one. I say,
nap hard and nap often! Be proud of your napping skills and embrace your sleepiness!
Now snuggle up to your owner and go back to bed!
Tabby D. Cat