Dear Tabby:
I am a huge Cubs fan and the Cubs haven't won a woald serious since a long time.
Sincerely,
Jack
Dear Jack,
While I admit that I'm probably the most wise, clever, insightful, smart, and modest cat on the face of the planet-- not even I can help the poor Cubs. You will just have to do what fans have done for decades--cheer anyway and hope for the best. Sometimes I even like to rub tuna fish behind my ear for luck. (Okay, so it may not be especially lucky, but it does come in handy as an afternoon snack.)
Purrfectly yours--
Tabby, you are SO wise! (Though remind me not to sit next to you at a Cubs game.)
ReplyDeleteDear Tabby: I haven't won a woald serious in a long time, either. Only a woald humorous. I like those ones better, anyway. Congrats on your new gig!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm....a woald humorous would be something to purr about!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, Carmela, I am sometimes a bit "ripe" by the time game day comes along.